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Arrange word lists into similar categories - You can Work From Home

Reply to: job-knxuj-1093397192@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-03-26, 4:20PM
Hello everyone,
I am a marketing consultant for many online businesses and I am looking to hire someone with a good grasp of english.
The job is very simple yet can be a bit tedious. However, it can be a good source of income since there is a lot of work for someone diligent and the best part is we can send the work to your email and you can work from home.
What the job entails:
To understand the job you have to first understand what pay per click marketing is. Have you ever performed a search on google? Did you ever notice the ads on the side?
They are called Sponsored Ads. Businesses advertise their products through keywords.
For example, if I sold a product for Diarrhea, I would advertise for keywords like: stomach ache, pain in stomach, dirrhea, cramps, etc.
For each keyword I advertise my product for, google allows me to have a specific title and description for that little ad you see in their searches.
Now most businesses advertise for thousands of keywords and simply put one ad for all of them. This is not how good marketing works.
Someone typing stomach cramps might want to see an Ad that says "Relieve your stomach cramps" instead of "Relieve your diarrhea"
So you have to make different ads for different types of keywords. However, this is simply not possible when you have 10,000 keywords in your campaign.
So the next best thing is to group the keywords into similar categories, such as "stomach cramps" "cramps in stomach" "Crampy pain in abdomen" -- these can have a similar ad while "diarrhea" "loose diarrhea" "runny diarrhea" can be in a separate category.
This is where you come in:
We will provide you will keyword lists for products that are between 5000 and 10,000 words. Your job is to group them into similar categories.
You will be paid per keyword. We will email you these lists and all you have to do is start grouping them into smaller similar categories.
Simple! Payments can be made by check or paypal.
Please reply with why you are well suited for this job.
Thank You,
Trevor



Compensation: $500-$2000/week
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