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major unearthly rumblings a foot, I am having to get a mobile, urch, can't even say it, a mob... .belch....mobil........vomit.........I'm getting a mobile...........................AARRggggg ............................... turning green,......................................................
......................phone,
so in retaliation I have chosen the most god awful and disgusting green coloured phone out of protest! If I have to succumb to modern life, I'm going to go down with my friggin ringer off.. and in a style of my own!